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An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.
Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"
One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.
Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't
Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*
The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness
The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind
The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas
The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old
Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas
“The llama lord is very tall” said mally
“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy
Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.
Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!
What you say when you don't believe what you just heard, and are displeased by it as well. Can be used in place of smh to make your displeasure more known.
He still hasn't gotten a girlfriend? Dear lord, that's sad.
Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998
Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.