Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

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Lazy Lukes

Above-the-knee cutoff jean shorts; the male equivalent of Daisy Dukes. Most frequently worn by hipsters and/or the 1970s southern rock group RamJam.

I'm really hot, not to mention warm--wish I had some Lazy Lukes to take care of the latter problem.

Caps lazy

The failure to capitalize letters in emails and letters due to the fact that you are used to your smart phone doing it for you.

I have become caps lazy when typing emails to my boss and is beginning to think that my use of syntax is that of someone from Arkansas.

Lazy Higgins

A fancy move you make during coitus, where the male inserts his rock hard dingus deep in his lucky partner.

Starts similar to the traditional missionary, then evolves into a Superman style dead pelvic weight drop, essentially requiring the consensual, willing, coherent partner beneath those heavy hips, to do all the work. To make the cums.

Hey baby I worked hard to day, your only option I the lazy Hugginsz”.

My man’s a hunk, I love wen he does the lazy higgins. Makes me cum too much.

No more lazy Higgins! There is too much laundry already.

Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.

Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.

Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.