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Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.
We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂