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The Best Basketball Player Of All Time
Mario Hezonja is the best
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Right before a man has sexual intercourse he shaves his pubes and keeps the clippings. He climaxes on his partners upper lip and sticks the clippings to his ejaculatory fluids producing a Mario style mustache.
I grew a huge bush to give my bitch a Sticky Mario.
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A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.
“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma”
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Mario milk is a delicacy found only in Hanford and is the only known cure to ligma aside from prepucio con leche de cocho . Mario milk only comes in pi gallons and is milked from the seven nips of Mario
“Maria have you ever had Mario milk”
“Ya i have it right here”
“That’s not real Mario milk it’s not from all seven nips”
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best fuckin video game, on 64 is hekka fun.
oooooooo i also like mario kart, buh mario party is betta
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Another word, especially a codeword, for "orgy" (to have sexual intercourse with 3 or more people involved).
Add a number after "Mario Party" to specify the amount of people involved (up to 9, as of the release of the game, "Mario Party 9" in 2012).
Guy1: Bro, I'm having like 3 chicks over tonight and I don't think I'm gonna be able to handle all of em. You in?
Guy2: Ya I guess. Gonna play some Mario Party 5?
Guy1: Hell yeah, dude.
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Shiggity shiggity Shwa. I just got the the Mario twins game.
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