When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense
John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna
Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT
Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.
Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.
When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high
I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.
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When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.
Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."
League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.
To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.
I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.
(adjective) What your band teacher uses to describe you after they compare themselves to the victims of the Parkland Shooting because she feels threatened that people don’t like her.
“You guys have Mentality Gang and shouldn’t come on the Hawaii trip!”
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