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Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 25, 2021

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Minecraft

An expertly crafted game about mining, crafting, and many more. It's a sandbox game that has no limits. You can do whatever you want.

Synonyms include: nostalgia, childhood

"Hey wanna play minecraft?"
"Sorry I have an assignment today,maybe tomorrow."
Last online 5 years ago

by Zex-kun September 20, 2020

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Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

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Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

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Minecraft

Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.

THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX

You wanna join my minecraft server?

by ???????!??? July 6, 2017

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Minecraft

A Game Loved By Millions

By: MOJANG

I love Minecraft

by Command Otter June 24, 2018

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Minecraft

A one-of-a-kind game which your main goal is to build and survive. It's programmer's nickname is Notch and he loves programming.

P1: Minecraft is expensive, but still, it develops your creativity!
P2: I agree. Let's go and play Minecraft!

by Entity 303 February 29, 2016

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