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chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.
mongolians say chinii eej.
The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.
He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.
A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.
The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.
The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter
I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg
Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault
when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.