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the state of which the cusp of your penis discharges a substance that resembles the tase and texture of mustard.
shanon walked into the room and proceeded to tell us about the nasty cusp mustard on her boyfreinds dick.
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the greatest thing to happen to electro
mustard pimp killed they're set, best dj group ive ever seen live and ever heard, period
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A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
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The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell
Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up
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After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.
I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.
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On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.
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After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.
"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"
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