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amazing dude with 6 packs most handsome beau-gosse man youll see
written by Neils
A cheap prick never tips over 15%
Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil
A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.
Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!
Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.
Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.
The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.
"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"
A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.
It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.