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When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
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This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.
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Commonly stated by the class goofball while on their way out of the classroom before winter break.
Since the break goes through new years day, the jokester is stating that the next time he greets you, it will be a year ahead the last time he saw you.
jack: Wow bye guys! Cant wait for christmas break!
Sean: "See you next year"!
jack: We need to stop hanging out.
an acronym for cunt, to be used when around your parents or school teacher
That girl is a c u next tuesday.
Hey c u next tuesday asshole.
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Cunt. The words "see you" correspond to the letters "C" and "U" and the "next Tuesday" implies the "nt." This is one way to describe a person as a cunt when in polite company. Origin in Athens, GA.
"I was having lunch with the mayor and his wife yesterday, and, though he was perfectly agreeable, she was a see-you-next-Tuesday." "After our fourth date I realized she had a thing or two wrong with her see-you-next-Tuesday."
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A verbal play on the C word. That is right the profane C.U.N.T.
Bitch: “your hair looks like crap! Why do you bother getting up each morning?!”
Nice girl: “yeah, have a nice day! see you next Tuesday!
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In the Harry Potter fandom, Harry Potter Next Generation describes the generation of kids of the Golden Trio and others of
the same generation. Some kids of the Next Generation were introduced in the epilogue of the last book in the Harry Potter
series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and others were confirmed by J.K. Rowling in an interview.
Cannon Next Generation characters;
Harry and Ginny's kids: James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter
Ron and Hermione's kids: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley
Draco and Astoria {Greengrass}'s kid: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy
Tonks and Lupin's kid: Teddy Lupin
Bill and Fleur's kids: Victoire Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Louis Weasley
George and Angelina's kids: Fred Weasley (II), Roxanne Weasley
Percy and Audrey {Unknown last name}'s kids: Molly Weasley, Lucy Weasley
Luna and Rolf {Scamander}'s kids: Lysander Scamander, Lorcan Scamander (Twins)
My friends and I are incredibly obsessed with Harry Potter Next Generation.
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