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An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.
I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.
-Nipples that are perpetually erect.
-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused
It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.
Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple
In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games
A term to use for one that is useless.
Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.
I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!
When a girls nipples are the same colour of her skin and you can just about make them out.
"Oh my god her nipples were white! Just like her skin! Must have Camo nipples..."
A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.
Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.
Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."
Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."