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A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
One of your bros. Usually one that you're very close with.
Hey, bramen noodle, let's pick up some Natty Ice after the game.
The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.
Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.
The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.
Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.
Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"
Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"
Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."
Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"
A very adorable and friendly snake or a snake that loves getting booped (politely touched) on its snoot.
I love Boop Noodles; they are so cute and playful.