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The best WWA Champion in the world
The Wardogs tried to be the GOATS but deep inside they all knew that the real GOAT was Oliver Omega
When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.
David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
A blonde woman with amazing tits who is all in all an amazing and lovely person but who sometimes drinks too much even though she says she doesn’t drink. Omega Wendy’s are amazing in bed and will always start your morning off with an amazing BJ.
Dude, I started hanging with an Omega Wendy. I hope O don’t let this one get away…
A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)
Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.
His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.
Basically a nü-boomer who is so out of it that it's painful.
John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Omega.
"Oh oh oh omega mart. You have no idea what's in store for you.
"ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU!" Omega martttttttttt
This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"