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This is a character from Harry Potter who was one of the four Marauders and everyone hates him. His animagus form is a rat and he is a rat on the basis that he sold information on James and Lily and Harry Potter's hiding place to Voldemort in exchange for his own life. Then he, who we hate, framed Sirius, who we love, for murdering 13 people and lived as a rat for the 12 years that Sirius was in the hell hole of Azkaban prison. In conclusion, we hate Peter, and Sirius never died in OotP.
Remus Lupin:
"No Harry it wasnt him, somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who up until quite recently i belived to be dead."
Harry Potter:
"Who was it then?"
Sirius Black:
"Peter Pettigrew!"
Scene in the Shrieking Shack in the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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The opposite of Occam's Razor, it applies to situations where the most convoluted, elaborate explanation is the most likely to be true.
It's named in honor of Peter Coffin, who got famous for creating an incredibly complex labyrinth of lies in order to pretend he had lost his virginity. When some inconsistencies in his story became apparent, some people suggested bizarre explanations as a joke, but later the most ludicrous ones turned out to be true.
"Okay, so either Peter finally got a girlfriend, or he has dedicated the last few years of his life to the elaboration of a complex network of deception that involves a real size sex doll, thousands of dollars worth of girl's clothes, including custom made cosplay, dozens of sockpuppet accounts interacting with each other, several blogs and twitter accounts that he writes himself regularly, photo manipulation, stop motion animation, hiring a Scottish woman to record voice samples, dressing in drag, finding girls that looked like the doll and secretly taking pictures of them, stealing a baby, acquiring hospital equipment to use as props, and forging official documents, and he did all this despite he was caught years ago doing something similar and got publicly humiliated for it. Now seriously, what do you think is more likely?"
"By application of Peter's Coffin, the second hypothesis is the most likely."
A few days later...
"Oh my god! I can't believe it was all true! Peter's Coffin was right again!"
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Anton is a gayish anal sex addict, who enjoys nothing more than to be penetrated by his boyfriends. He works part time at a prostate examination center for underaged boys. He is also very popular among BDSM producers as he is more than willing to have his balls spanked ferociously by old MILFs. Finally, to avoid an encounter with Anton Peter, it is recommended to stay away from Kindergartens, as he is often spotted loitering in that area. If you do happen to encounter Anton Peter on the streets, your best option is to clench your glutes and run, as he has very short legs and an even shorter penis.
A: why are you limping like that?
B: I encountered Anton Peter at the Kindergarten. My asshole is still bleeding
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The act of hacking a young girls webcam and spying on them.
"MOM, someone is Peter Climieing my computer"
A nickname for the male anatomy.
Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.
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generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
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A stupid piece of crap who should rot in hell, born in the Harry Potter universe and is thankfully dead
Me: "Damn, you're worse than Peter Pettigrew!"
Other dude: -kills himself from the shame-
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