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piti

Usually spanish meaning. Means basically a blunt, weed, joint...

Spanish: Enciendete un piti hermano
English: Light that piti

by magicalonso January 29, 2022


Piti

A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful

Piti is meeting up with the v.c.p

by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021


Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 16, 2018


pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow February 12, 2016


Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011


Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious

I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya

by Ab24 March 12, 2024


Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020