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Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !
I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.
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The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!
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1. An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number.
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A traveling hobo who wears crocs and recycles plastic bottles.
The plastic tramp swept through town buying all of our crocs using money he earned recycling all the bottles that we forgot about.
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a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.
see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving
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term for a beauty queen. she is stuck on her looks and thinks that no man is good enough for her. And is extremly shallow.
plastic + beauty queen
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A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats
Attack 3
Durability 5
Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig
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