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that annoying guy at the movie theater that is somehow ALWAYS next to you eating the damn popcorn louder than the movie
Guy 1:Hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2 and 3:sure but we better avoid the popcorn whores
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When you fart in bed and pull the covers over your partner's face.
Just before I broke up with my girlfriend, I gave her Ukrainain popcorn.
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When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear
Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.
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When performing anal sex, the male pulls out a chili dog with undigested corn in the batter - the friction from churning butt-butter pops the corn kernels creating a popcorn dog.
After pulling out of Roy's ass, Siegfried was surprised to see the corn in the shit on his dick begin to pop from the friction, creating the mythical popcorn dog.
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1. a phrase to tell someone to get off of you when you think they are going to suffocate you to let them know you are serious
2. a code word for telling someone you have to leave just so they can be the first one to say goodbye and not feel abandoned
1. person 1: BUNKBEDS!
person 2: AHHH! popcorn chicken!
2. Person 1: popcorn chicken
person 2: ok i have to go
person 1: me too bye!
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The greatest guinea pigs to ever live. Please click add it or I will be sad.
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The crunchy bits left after an average person is done with their popcorn. Including but not limited to: burnt bits, half-popped kernels, shells, and un-popped kernels.
Scott scrounged the popcorn dregs out of a bag left over from last night's party.
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