pope of tobacco

A child-molesting man in his mid-twenties, appointed by his cohorts. Though he touches children, he does enjoy a good dart.

"who's that dude fondling that kids yew-hoo?"
"oh him, that's the pope of tobacco."
"dart?"

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pope-rah

Stephen Colbert's nickname for Oprah, combining the Pope with Oprah

Obama will take orders from Oprah, or as I call her: Pope-rah.

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Pope's Vagina

a drug used to simulate entrance into a pope's vagina. It consists of candy, tin foil, and milk all blended and injected through a syringe into the bloodstream.

damn, DAT NIGGA doing Pope's Vagina

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Pope's nose

The pointy end of a submarine sandwich. Characterized by its lack of meat, cheese, or any yumminess whatsoever; it is dry, sad, and hard to chew.

"My BFF offered to go halvsies on a chicken parm sub, but she hogged the middle and left me with the Pope's nose."

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Ninja Pope

A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!

Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....

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Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

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Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

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