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One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 3, 2011

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The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?

I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!

by some random fart knocker March 26, 2010

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porn

For guys who dont have a girl

Tom didnt have a girl so he luked at porn

by Jbx December 5, 2004

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porn

Porn is the adult version of youtube videos, it's makes you horny yet very fun at the same time. On website such as pornhub, you will find anything that will full your sexual desires when you partner can't do it for you. You should be 18 or older to watch this wonderful thing.

Sorry kids stick to youtube, porn is for adults.

by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017

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porn

The thing for losers who can't get a girlfriend.

Bob: "I watch porn"
Steve: "you are a loser"

by a_unknown_person February 12, 2013

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porn

the thing that guys use when they cany get any pussy

I'm a nerd and i like porn.

by Austin February 23, 2005

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"The" Porn

The best porno you have and will ever find. You will surf the net for many days and many nights and you will feel a void untill you find it. You wont know which site it is untill youve found it. The porn you will masturbate to everyday and everynight.

1) I finally found "The" Porn!, it beautiful!!!

2) I looked for many days and many nights but yet still no luck in finding "The" Porn

by The GreatMasterBater May 25, 2008

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