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While receiving a blowjob, the recipient uses the givers head in the action of closing the sandwich press on a cheese and ham sandwich. The giver should make a “hiss” noise on the downwards movement.
Last night I fucked Mary’s face Luke a sandwich press, that shit is hot!
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A lot like a screwdriver, but is made with everclear rather other brands of vodka. Extremely strong, extremely dangerous. Originated in Plymouth County, MA
Nick made a drill press that fucking nearly murdered Will.
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to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.
Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.
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To shake hands and mingle with many people, especially while campaigning for public office.
Political slang refers to handshaking during a campaign. One could "press flesh" as candidate or on behalf of candidate or on behalf of political cause intending to garner support from those whose flesh is being pressed.
Shaking hands while attempting
To exert force or pressure.
To weigh heavily, as on the mind of another.
To advance eagerly; push forward.
To require haste; be urgent.
To assemble closely and in large numbers; crowd.
To employ urgent persuasion or entreaty.
To encourage (a falcon, for example) to participate in the chase by feeding it flesh from a kill.
Middle English pressen, from Old French presser, from Latin pressre, frequentative of premere, to press. -Press
Middle English, from Old English -flesh
Example:
1 Volunteers press flesh and pass pens to get Nader on the ballot.
2 State workers press flesh for better pay.
3 Tom CruiseC and Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi press flesh while in town to promote the forthcoming Last Samurai.
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Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
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A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.
Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!
Anyone Else: You fail.
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to shit on someone, to release stool on another person
wow that bitch was fun, she even let me press charges on her
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