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Extremely obese person who will most likely die from cake smotherage.
1. Something that has time zones 'PUD NIPS'.
2. Butterjugs.
3. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
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the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally
That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table
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Dropkick crown prince of Denmark, destined to destroy the Danish royal family, and infamous for selecting Mary Donaldson, an infamous bogan gold-digger and "circuit girl" for his bride - to the consternation (and amusement) of the Crowned Heads of Europe.
The Hasty Pudding was in some haste to marry down - and is regretting it all now at his leisure!
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a guy takes a shit
then he wipes the shit off of his asshole with a rag of any size
he uses the shitrag for masturbation
the feces is a lubrication of sorts
after he is done stroking his shaft, he releases his manjuice into the rag
when all of this is done, it is called a pudding rag
Person 1: "Yo man, what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "You're not gonna believe it! I made a pudding rag!"
Person 1: "HOLY CRAP NO FUCKIN WAY!"
Person 2: "Way."
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noun
1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.
2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.
2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
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n. A type of haircut, specifically one done at home by an unskilled hair-cutter. A pudding bowl is placed over the head of the person requiring the haircut, then the cutter trims any hairs that protrude below the rim of the bowl. This leaves the hair cut in the shape of the pudding bowl used as a guide for the cut.
For examples see early pictures of The Beatles, then imagine the same thing attempted by an alcholic single-mother, while half cut, at 1 am.
A contender for the most universally unsexy haircut ever.
Nice pudding bowl, freak. Did your whiskey-drinking mum do that?
Hair cut?
Hair cut?
You got a _scare_ cut!
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1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef
2) A clapped out has been cricketer. See Geoff Boycott
Can I have some yorkshire pudding please mum?
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