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When someone with Tourette's Syndrome goes to a social occasion and has to hope that they don't randomly scream a swear word at the host or something as embarrassing.
Kanye West has Russian Tourettes, which explains his behavior at the VMAs.
My cousin has Russian Tourettes, I hope that he doesn't embarrass himself at Thanksgiving.
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The national cuisine of Russia, the Ukraine and sometimes Georgia. Often quite delicious, though sometimes with dramatically different tastes from typical American fare.
Poppy seed rullet, fresh-baked rye bread, soft cheese, various soups and stews, borscht, kvass (small beer), stuffed cabbage leaves.
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1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"
Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
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A characteristic belonging usually to a person in a new romantic courtship. Often inquired by the parent(s) of said personages of the new relationship if he/she is Russian or Roman, seemingly an inquiry to ethnic heritage, when in reality it is a question of whether or not the party inquired of is "rushing or roaming," as in interested in sexual behavior, i.e., "rushin'" (acting swiftly and passionately) and "roamin'" (roaming passionately on said party's person with the hands.)
Daughter: "Dad, I've got a new boyfriend!"
Father: "I hope he's not Russian or Roman!"
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Following an alcoholic beverage (commonly vodka) with another shot of the equal or more fucked up value.
Igor knows how to handle a russian chaser.
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Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only bee four recorder occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
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Laurence: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Adam: "Why"
Laurence: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Adam: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Laurence: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Adam: "Well that is to be expected"
Laurence: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Adam "Cheers, man!
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A frown.
"Everybody in old photographs has Russian smiles."
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