a school with depressed people who don't feel happiness as soon as they walk in. It's not their fault tho, as their youthful souls get sucked out for the enjoyment of the education system that promises that this will all be worth it in the future as they pull 50 all nighters and are slowly decay as their bodies return to the hollow earth where they came from. It would be hell on earth if it wasn't for the fact that hell punishes people's sins and sas just kicks you out for being 2 minutes late for class. If you're thinking about going to sas, just know that the ghost of the students will haunt you during lunch and you will not be given any salt.
Student: yeah i went to sas
Therapist: Yea that does cover for your free therapy
Someone who is a sexual attention seeker.
Girl 1: I like this dude what do you think? Girl 2: No! I've heard about him he's a SAS! Girl 1: A SAS? Girl 2: Yes a SAS someone who is a sexual attention seeker.
Sas (regard that it's known under many names) is a highly addictive substance, especially manufactured in the Mushroom Kingdom and out of Mammoths. The exact properties are unknown, but some of the affects are known.
---Effects---
Sos and its counterparts Sas and Sus are highly addictive, not only when ingested but on sight. This leads people to believe it is linked to Weegee, as Weegee has similar properties. Looking at it behind glass prevents it's on-sight effect.
When Sos is in your system, it causes you to be compelled to say Sos, Sus, or Sas or even non-sus words like coc or joj, depending on the circumstance. It also causes you to avoid all Mammoths, because Sos and their counterparts are made of them.
Sos, when ingested in large amounts, effectively turns you into a bomb, as Sos is highly flammable.
you: Today is Christmas!
your SAS friend: SAS
your lucky friend: I won 3M dollars!
you: SAS...
your rich friend: I bought the new iPhone XS Max a day before it was released 'cause my dad knew Steve Jobs!
you: oh... SAS...
*car goes into a tunnel than the mount Everest explodes and than a chinese in Japan does not get paid and Israel is not a legitimate state*
you: WHAT THE SAS??
Its like ass but THICKER and SASSIER
Makes you thirsty, btw
Hey, you sas! Come here and lemme hit that!
Stands for Scandinavian Airlines, flag carrier of Sweden, Denmark and Norway. Operates flights mostly to Europe and to North America (with a total of 90 destinations).
Great airline with good service, it’s just a bit fucked that they use A321s for transatlantic flights to the US.
p1: have you travelled with SAS?
p2: oh yeah! i went from oslo to jfk
p1: oh no, in an a321??
p2: yup, bit dumb
S- Sweet
A- Attractive
S- Sensible
This guy is a true comrade, sweet and talented guy but he's always shy towards the girls but attracts girls unknowingly. What a sexy human with a great voice u would be lucky to have SAS with you but SAS is a simp and a good free fire player, he'll always back the right person
SAS
Catchphrase: commrade sticker
Insultive: 8/10
SAS is the acronym for Self Aware Substructure. Coined by cosmologist Max Tegmark, it refers to the idea that self aware entities must necessarily exist as sub-systems within a larger systematic structure. Presumably, there are other possible complex, systematic structures than our own universe, that are capable of producing types of self aware substructures aka intelligent beings.
"Given a mathematical structure, we will say that it has
physical existence if any self-aware substructure (SAS)
within it subjectively perceives
itself as living in a physically real world." - Max Tegmark, arXiv:0905.1283