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Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"
The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).
Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.
Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh
When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.
"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"
Doing a seagull is when you’re having sex on the beach and you dip the tip of your cock in the sand to put it back in her vagina. She will then make a seagull noise.
I did a seagull last day. She loved it!
When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.
Did you seagull that couple yesterday?
When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed