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A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm
Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes
Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.
During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.
🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
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When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
A place where things go to die.
Take *that* out to the tool shed.
An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.
Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.
Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.
Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.