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When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick
Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick
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Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
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When a girl is especially talented in the buttocks region. Or, more simply, she just has an amazing ass.
James: Damnnn that girl is good at sitting!
Ian: Yeah I could see dat ass from AmsterDAMNNN!
Brian: I saw it all the way from Djibouti!
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To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
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when somone is pissed off at another the may tell them sit on it and rotate it
I told jack to sit on it and rotate it
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When someone is doing something stupid or funny as hell. When someone is doing something annnoying as hell and getting on ya nerves.
I need for you to sit down and quit talking all that smack.
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