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When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm
person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm
When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.
Have you seen that guy's rant after Hasbro cancelled his order? He's totally Justin Storming!
An alcoholic drink that contains Raspberry smirnoff and vanilla milkshake. And voila! A raspberry storm!
Raspberry Storm was created by my friend who is awesome!
1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.
2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!
In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice
“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”
“I know she’s so annoying”
A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"
Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."