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The website you are on right now that was once used to define slang but is now a site people go on to define sex positions that are impossible, disgusting, and never used.
I realized the real use for urban dictionary was to make fake sex positions once I saw the tumbling portablumpkin.
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Apparently you're not the first person who searched "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary.com.
Tom: I must be the first smart kid searching urban dictionary on urban dictionary.com!
typing......
Tom: Damn!
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Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.
Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.
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A website you go to when you’re bored as hell to read definitions made by people who were also bored as hell.
They be foolin on Urban Dictionary.
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Where you look up your mates names and compare the definitions to their actual personality traits, or you make your own name a definition and make yourself look good
Im gonna look your name up on the Urban Dictionary
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If you're reading this, I give up.
'I wrote a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary, now I'm going to drink 6 litres of bleach.
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Puts the "dick" in dickionary
Mother: Where did you learn all these horrible terms
Teen: Urban dictionary, of course
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