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When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.
''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''
That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.
"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"
A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.
"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."
"I am at a loss for words."
When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her
Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.
When male and female go down on another female
Me and my girl pull up a teddy
to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
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