Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40
I have blue testicles
The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.
Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
Testicle tosi touches testicles
Testicle tosi touches testicles
Marc likesto rip off old mad testicals and than after that he likes to cut a hole in them and cum in that hole and than when he rubs the testical it will cum with a mixture of the old man cum and Marc's cum and than after he does that he eats the testical with no seasoning
"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
What it smells like in a man's underwear
SMELL MY TESTICLE PERFUME BIITCH.