fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous drugs

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

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fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

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Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

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fair enough

Situation: When two guys are checking out a girl from a distance, and she looks better up close than expected. Usually follows the answer to the question "Potential?"

Dude: Check out that one, 2 o'clock.
Bro: Potential?
Dude: Yeah.
(Girls walks up close and is smoking hot)
Dude and Bro: Fair Enough!

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fair does

A variation of fair deuce, fair do's and so on.

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

"I don't like it, take it down"

"the rest of the committie likes it though"

"ah, fair does."

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fair one

A well-deserved bitch slap or sucker punch.

The guy at Satarbuck's cut in front of me in line, so I gave him a fair one.

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Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

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