dirt button

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.

"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."

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belly button

the navel (very common)

Is you belly button dirty, or is that it's natural color?

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Reset Button

The fontanelle, or soft spot on an infants head

The baby just wouldn't stop crying, so I kept pushing the reset button, and now she's quiet!

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ignore button

A difficult procedure that involves right clicking someone's screenname, proceeded by selecting the IGNORE option.

The only true feature that AOL can boast about is its ignore button.

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Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

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button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

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monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

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