Man, you are an absolute mother fucking dora's grandma sepi
(verb) Masturbating.
My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!
a new kink created by the one and only yusra
grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏
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A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.
Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.
A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.
Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"
Phrase
: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff
Also known as:
Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,
// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”
// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.
// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”