a new kink created by the one and only yusra
grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏
created by: yusra
A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.
Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.
A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.
Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"
Phrase
: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff
Also known as:
Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,
// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”
// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.
// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”
When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.
This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?
It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)
" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"
"Because you're a teenage grandma."