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grandma kink

a new kink created by the one and only yusra

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra

by Kate6008 April 13, 2022


grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 16, 2016


Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018


Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019


Reverse-Grandma

Phrase

: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff

Also known as:

Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,

// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”



// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.

// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”

by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 08, 2021


grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee March 12, 2016


teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell October 05, 2015