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The feces squeezed out of the male urethra after having engaged in anal sex
The mudworm was so long we promised to donkey punch her the next time...
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Mudworm: a long brown turd. mudworms are mostly indigenous to the dank confines of the cities sewers, but some time they can be spotted in the wild. sometimes they sit poised; curled on themselves like a frosty ice-cream cone, or a venomous snake ready to strike. It is not advised to pick up or handle these creatures- unless you are German, or two girls with one cup between you!
billy- hey guys, come check this out, I think it is a mudworm in the grass!
dillweed- no, timmy, dont touch it! eww, grody!
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