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When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’
When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"
When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
The act of farting in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."
A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
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