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A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.
Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.
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When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”
I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!
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When you pretend to act like knocked out
“Yo did you see those kids doing the eddy challenge
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The opposite of a wet Willie. It's when you stick your finger in your own ear, dig up some wax, then quicky stick your finger in someone's mouth.
Dave wouldn't stop bragging about his new Lexus, so I gave him a dry Eddie!
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A consumer electronics store chain originally located in the NYC/Tri-state area. Crazy Eddie was best known to sell electronics, appliances, home entertainment, records, tapes, etc. all at the guaranteed lowest sale prices.
Crazy Eddie, his prices are IN-SAAAAAANE!
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Ditching one's friends to, instead, fiercely masturbate in the dark in one's room.
Rather than coming over to watch SNL with us, he stayed home and was pulling an Eddie instead.
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A substitution in grammar for the combination of "any better" in a sentence.
It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."
"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline
Lord Bullingdon: The weather outside couldn't get eddie vedder.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.
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