A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.
Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!
Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.
Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.
The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.
"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"
A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.
It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.
Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!
Neil is a genuine guy and can be very stern yet goofy. He is a clown fish, batti man fun days, this man is smoke herring and loves to hold beef. Neil likes to bull men and take bullin, Neil loves to swim, bc that’s what fish do.
Yo you you know Neil?
Which Neil?
Bun batti man Neil
Oh yeah that fish, what about him