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the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn
that blonde kid. who rocks hard.
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a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang
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sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's
i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson
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When a male performs oral sex on a woman after a clean shave.
"Hey babe, I just shaved. Let me lick that coochie and give you a Baby Face Nelson."
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Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.
"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."
"How about Michael J Nelson?"
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The HOTTEST guy in the world. He nuttedin me and now I’m 5months prego and he won’t even talk to me anymore but I still LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! Also his dick is huge btw.
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