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This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.
Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.
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The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.
Jack - Wheres my other sock.
Jill - Only the satellittes know.
James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.
John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
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The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."
This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.
co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!
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Person 1: Have you heard the song 'Somewhere Only We Know" yet?
Person 2: "Yeah, who hasn't?? It's freaking amazing."
Person 1: "Sorry, bro, BACK OFF."
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It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
yo is that a shemale or a girl?
only one can speculate...