rearranged her organs

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis

Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

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Where are her organs?!

What twitter users say when they see a drawing of a slim woman

Twitter user: *sees a drawing of a realistic slim girl*
Twitter user: WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?! THIS IS UNREALISTIC AND FATPHOBIC *reports artist 8 times*

female sex organ

Are you fucking dumb or something? It’s a fucking vagina you dumbass.

The female sex organ is a vagina

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National Organization for Marriage

A bullshit organization who claims to be working to protect the sanctity of marriage but in reality all they do is work to make sure LGBT people are denied all possible rights and continue to be treated as second-class citizens, and go after any and all groups/individuals/companies who voice support for gay rights/marriage to try and convert them to their bullshit beliefs.

The National Organization for Marriage should really rename themselves the National Organization for Fascism, because really that's what they're trying to accomplish.

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Tulips on your organ

In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....

What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....

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Waste of blood and organs

Any individual who, through either their actions or their very nature, simply does not justify the air they displace.

Jim: Ted you're so useless, you really are an utter waste of blood and organs.
Ted: Oh... *Looks dejected and slinks out of the room*

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male sex organ

a fucking penis you fucking moron
typically a term used by Fife's

"May I stick my male sex organ in your female sex organ?

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