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A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?
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Very low cut running socks.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
„Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.
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a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
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A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
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A person who has had sex before. The act of having sex.
She's a total sock now.
They were socking it last night.
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Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.
Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.
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Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."