Blow your wad

Lose all your money at the casino.

Did you blow your wad at the casino last night?

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shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

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blow my wad

Spend all my dough. Fun to use because it makes sense with this definition, but of course sounds as if you're referring to the other sense of the phrase.

(to the cashier at the Gap) Wow! I came here for the sale and didn't expect to blow my wad!

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Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

Wad of toilet paper

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

pee pee wad

What comes out of a prepubescent child when he attempts to masturbate.

When I was 7 I jerked off but all that came out was a little pee pee wad.

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shot my wad

Means "I'm done, that's all I have the energy/money,willingness/desire for, there is no more I have to say/add/do."

Importer: "I'm sorry the cap on your bottle of Pickapeppa Sauce was defective. Maybe the distributor can arrange for a replacement."

Consumer: "Thanks but I've shot my wad on this subject." (I'm done, don't want to take it further.)

PS One hopes the provenance of this perhaps somewhat dated colloquialism was not an ugly sexual allusion to the male orgasm (back in the 50's when scumbag was an ugly slang term for condom) but at the time if it was, it did not seem to be generally thought of as such. But looking back, I dunno.

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