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When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.
Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!
Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.
Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.
A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort
After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired
One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze
This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.
Tires: I am The Great Tire
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.
Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?
Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.