Umberto

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict

Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

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Umberto

super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.

He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.

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Umberto

An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.

Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!

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Umberto

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights. shoe addict

Girl:hay wanna go play with Umberto

Other guy:no hes to hard to beat

Umberto:Hmm (doing keep-ups with know one else in the corner very concentrate)

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Umberto

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

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Umberto

The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Scumana Umberto?

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Umbertoism

The most advanced and sophisticated religion there is to date.

- Do you want to talk about Umbertoism?

- No, I'm already Umbertoist!