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when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.
GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"
BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."
GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."
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Gamer ultra instinct (GUI for short) is a term used when people who loose over and over in a game and loose so much they aren’t even mad, just empty, no emotion, That means they went GUI and they will most likely beat the level since the rage is so great it’s not even rage, just raw gamer power
Jim: Jon your kind of quiet is it because I keep beating you
Jon: ...
Jim: oh shit Jon went Gamer Ultra Instinct I’m fucked
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someone who sucks 7 dicks while blindfolded and taking a large hammer in their asshole while there is a hole in the hammer the guy sticks his dick in to get fucked up A.K.A super faggoty and extreme gay
Bill: Yo wassup Sam
Sam: How's it going bro?
Bill: Oh shit, I see mark he is an ultra gay faggot
Sam: Oh that guy that was on the world record book for suckin 7 dicks while blindfolded and taking a large hammer in their asshole while there is a hole in the hammer the guy sticks his dick in???
Bill: yeah that gay ass piece of shit!
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A bunch of fags who think George Bush is going a good job. They usually are sexually attracted to the transvestite Anne Coulter. They usually think that Rush Limbaugh makes sense. They actually think that faux news presents a balanced argument. You can usually recognize them by a book case full of Michael Savage and Sean Hannity's books.
Ultra-right winger "Ann Coulter made a really good point about how facists were actually American patriots in disguise"
Leftist "dumb ass"
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Waste of money. Absolutely no point in buying these cigarettes. The nicotine is too low so you have to drag deeper to get some hit. Don't by them, they're even to weak for beginners. Smoke marlboro lights if you want less nicotine but still want a hit.
cigarettes marlboro ultra lights waste of money
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Someone called Luis who does much more than needed for his crush, Emily (aka omelette)
flame: Ayo did you see that Ultra Simp?
Harry: Yeah he is a massive simp
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A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.
The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.
Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run
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