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TommyInnits creppy ass doll that a lady gave him on the beach and wilbur soot / charlie slimecicle tried to exorcise
"Uncle nasty is NOT haunted wilbur"
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Supreme uncle is an absolute unit, he is sexy and powerful AF. He has 16 children but ditched them for this little Indian kid called Patel. Him and Patel run a corner shop together and they kabbab Jews and skewer them in the corner shop. Supreme uncle and Patel go on adventures together they go to the mountains of Sri Lanka to build sex robots with customisable pussy depth and boob size.
Cultured person: have you heard of the absolute goat knows as supreme uncle?
Uncultured Jew: no.
Cultured person: you are a disgrace you Thilthy Jewish swine i will get supreme uncle to skewer you in his corner shop like how he does to the other Jews.
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Uncle Editor is Sophie Fergis Uncle" Adam Trimmer "when he Re-mix's the Into on her Vlogs.
re mix the Intro Uncle Editor!
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A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.
Jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a massage parlor and she told my wife.
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A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.
DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."
Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."
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The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.
A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.
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For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.
Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.
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