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a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:
BVAC).
I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.
“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”
A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"