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A beastly man that is near to godly status... often compared to bears or horses...
when i grow up i want to be a Van!
or Vin deisel trains to be like Van Bedrosian
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The model of the very-boxy 80's Toyota mini van found in the USA. Comes in a variety of versions, a 'panel van' which doesn't have any windows as well as a regular one with windows, and even some rare 4WD versions.
Jimmy bought a terrorist van and lived out it for a week in the desert.
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A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.
See: Chicks with Dicks
Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!
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To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"
OR
Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her
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The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him.
Value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)
As perfect as Van Nistelrooy
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Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle
Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!
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Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
See also Monet and Picasso
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
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