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The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.
To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.
Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.
The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.
Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.
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Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.
Hey these girls are coming over tonight I need you to make a couple ho waters.
to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water
"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."
When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.
Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.
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Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.
It's instant water! Just add water.
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