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Debating the age old, much deliberated issue, as to who came first, Adam or the ant?
Are you adamant that Adam came before the ant?
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A white edgy 12 year old who
- Tries hard for attention
- Depends on the internet and his mom for stuff and arguements
- Shoots Up the school
- Crys and lies for every little thing
- Rages for every little thing
- Also happens to trade his friends for his coolness
Why do you have to be An Adam when I try to explain to you the truth
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The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.
He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!
S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!
Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!
Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!
Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
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girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
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Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.
Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
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he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely
jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
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